Geoff Brock & Bruce Gamble
         
     

Bratislava: 16th May 2003

 
 
 
 
 
We were woken up at 02:00 by the boat moving. We were leaving Vienna. Goodnight Vienna! (I’ve always wanted to say that…)

We awoke again at 06:00 to see that we were arriving in Bratislava, the capital of the young Slovak Republic, formed when Czechoslovakia broke up in January 1993. The castle on the hill looked very impressive as we passed under a modern bridge across the Danube.

We had breakfast at 07:30. There was a buffet laid out in the front with enough to please both the Europeans and the Americans on board – everything from cereals to cold cuts and a vast array of fruits and breads. Hot breakfasts were cooked to order. We were joined by Bob and Joan from San Diego, California: they have travelled extensively.

At 09:00 we were asked to leave the ship and file through the ugly Soviet-style concrete building and show our passports to some very disinterested customs officers. But we all got a new stamp in our passports and were quickly on our bus. The Noble Caledonia group was on Bus No 1, naturally.

 

A local guide got on and soon started to bombard us with facts and figures about Slovakia and Bratislava in particular. We drove up to the hills above the city to get a superb view of Bratislava, then down to the castle, which was surprisingly dull.

 

We then got back into the bus to go to the town centre. The city was pretty and mostly Baroque in style. Certainly it was not "improved" during by the Soviet period which has meant that most of the buildings were left alone and not replaced by ugly concrete blocks. Many buildings were left to deteriorate, it its true, but now the Slovakian and Bratislavan government is gradually repairing them.

 

We walked down a central pedestrianised street under a splendid clock tower. It was built in three main eras: mediaeval, Renaissance and Baroque. Whilst is has four clocks, only three have hands. The guide told us that the third side faced the Jewish quarter, and that they, unlike the rest of the community, refused to contribute to the new clock. So when it was built, they did not affix the hands…

 
In the town centre, there were some very attractive buildings. St Stephens cathedral where the Habsburgs were traditionally crowned (unfortunately closed) the Archbishops Palace – hardly a model of piety and restraint; and the clock tower with an hourly carillion which is unfortunately drowned out by students on a rag day.
     
We then had an hour of free time to explore further this delightful city. We wandered down cobbled lanes and were enchanted by its this attractive city. Soon, however, I finished my first roll of film and had to buy some more film in a local shop.
     
   
 
 
Back on the bus for the short journey to the customs and then we were back on the ship, which left shortly after the last person had got on board. At 13:00 we went to lunch and we joined by the couple we had met at the airport the previous morning, Bridget and Geoff. Bruce and I had already agreed that it would be all-too-easy to eat too much on this trip and therefore elected to have something light from the salad bar. We sat there glowing with virtue when the waiter came up to us and offered soup and/or a choice of an Austrian or Hungarian main course. Well, it would have been churlish to refuse, wouldn’t it? So we both had Hungarian "grandmother’s noodles and potatoes" followed by chocolate ice cream with egg liqueur.
 
We soon came to our first lock at Hamuliakova: almost as large as those on the Volga Don canal.
 
 
 
 
 
 
At this point the excitement was too much for Bruce and he had to have a nap. I read on the sun deck.
 
Later that afternoon we arrived at Komarom in Hungary to clear customs. We were told by the crew that customs in the former Soviet bloc had not quite got into the 21st century and that in order to move on quickly, bribery was still necessary. We passed the library and saw the Hungarian customs officers being plied with lunch and a few drinks. This was clearly satisfactory and we were soon on our way.

Before dinner, there was free Champagne and an introduction to the rest of the crew. A diverse lot coming from over a dozen European countries, including Germany, Austria, Croatia and Hungary. The dinner itself was excellent. Who says the Germans can’t cook? The chef, Andreas had prepared six courses with a choice of soups, main courses and desserts. We had paté, oxtail soup, john dory with salmon decorated with salmon eggs, veal with porcini, forest fruits and ice cream (we declined the cheese!) We dined with a couple from the US Virgin Island where, apparently they drive on the left.

We were told by Elisabeth that we would be sailing through the night and would arrive at Budapest at around midnight. Would we stay awake to see it?

 
 
©Geoff Brock and Bruce Gamble